First there's these Parisian wedges, which I could never wear as they'd make me about a gazillion foot tall. Plus at £130 they're not exactly cheap, but I want them anyway...
Then there's this rather lovely velvet boyfriend blazer, £70
Which would look super with this leather sequin mini, £75
Or this double layered bow skirt, £30
And this twist lock square holdall bag from the Highland collection, £35
Apologies for the Topshop overload, but during my trip to hell I had a surprisingly pleasant Topshop experience with an in-house Style Advisor called Alys that has prompted a new trawl of on the online highstreet's finest. Brent Cross may be hell, but Alys was an angel. Plus her aunt is a textiles designer for Yves Saint Laurent, or something along those lines.